Evening Mass
Book of Forearms Chapter 2, verses 12 to 15
And lo the Reverend Bright did text Brother Perkins: "Evening Mass Wednesday?". And Brother Perkins did straightway reply indicating in the affirmative, being weak in arm and needing to get his shit together before a month long crusade in the land of dark satanic mills at the end of his summer alpine season.
And thus it came to pass that Reverend Bright and Brother Perkins did meet up in Vallorcine to take themselves to that area known as Falaise de Renard by those inhabiting that area, and as Church Crag by the Philistines. Having only a short while before Reverend Bright's dinner appointment at the Eden, they verily went to it fairly smartly, with Brother Perkins getting the clips in on Grosso Modo (7a if you know where the holds are). Brother Perkins did sin a tad, getting lost and straying onto the 6c to the left. And thus spake Reverend Bright: "Guides on holiday - they're either lost or in the café."
And then Reverend Bright and Brother Perkins did both top rope Grosso Modo twice each in the ensuing 40 minutes, though Brother Perkins was sorely pumped on his last lap and verily had to pull his finger out on the crux.
And the Lord looked down and saw that the boys were boxed and happy, and said to them "Go home and drink red wine lads, for you have obeyed my last commandment written by Saint Tony Yaniro - never, under any circumstances, pass up the opportunity to get pumped"
Amen.
Comments
Log in or create a user account to comment.